Lady Nancy Astor said to Churchill, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea,” to which he responded, “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”
To begin, I personally wouldn’t have poisoned his tea.
To continue, Winston Churchill is probably the most snarky and witty man (with the exclusion of one Severus Snape) in the ever-expanding vaults of history. He was as much of a bulldog in WWII as he was visually, and I adore him for both.
And in conclusion, I make one remark: Look at that swimsuit.
(MOD NOTE: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD TY)
Churchie, ist that you, darling? XD